Now That I'm Older.....

It's fun to read other people's blogs and I found this piece on Tacomom's blog. I don't know who she is but I hope she doesn't mind my borrowing her entry. I can sure identify with it!

NOW THAT I'M OLDER...
...HERE'S WHAT I DISCOVERED:

1. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

6. What were we talking about?

7. It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

11. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

12. If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees.

13. When I'm finally holding all the cards why does everyone else decide to play chess?

14. It's not hard to meet expenses--they're everywhere.

15. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

16. These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go into a room and wonder what I'm here after.

17. If all is not lost then where is it?